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You say, “We are currently merging past and current news site into this one to make it a good competition for SMAC.”

Explain to me, how SMAC is a good competition. Please. If you want to compete with SMAC, that doesn’t require you looking like you’re legit, but underneith that “legit look”, you’re full of crap. Give me, say, five good reasons why you need to hack a site to make your site popular. If you’re as good as you say you are, pfft, you don’t need to hack anybody.

But you aren’t good. In fact, you never were good. If you were good, you would actually focus on one thing – your army. Considering that CPNext is supposedly the “apocalypse” of armies. You should work on getting LT back to a Top 3 Posistion – not working on a news site that doesn’t effect LT in the long run. It only distracts you from getting LT to a Top 3 Posistion.

Water, you claim yourself a god. Let’s just define what a “god” is. A god would be 1. all knowning, 2. all powerful, and 3. everywhere at once. Let’s see.

1. You’re not all knowing. If you were, you would know what “narcissistic” means.

2. You’re not all powerful. You say that you are, but you’ve been beaten before.

3. You’re not everywhere at once. If you were, then you would be in my closet – and you aren’t there.

So thus, you aren’t a god.

You’re just a

Glorified Narcissist.

Message to Waterkid

Listen up, kid. You hacking CPAF, wow. Trying to eliminate the competition, much? You think that you can bring CPWN back, when you can barely write a sentence with decent grammar.

I’d love to see you try.

Where in your right mind did you think that hacking another site – then blatantly putting Light Troops’ propaganda on the front page would be a good idea. That’s your stupidest idea yet.

Putting pictures with LT propaganda and porn, however interesting it may be, isn’t a good idea either. Why? Do you really want your army associated with adult content? Really? A game for kids, an army that is associated with adult content. Let’s just screw all logic right here.

If you’re going to hack a site, atleast put disturbing porn on a site. Don’t put decent porn on a site, you’re only giving CPAF more views. Yet again, screw logic.

Yeah, I gave you CPWI’s archives. So what? Are you trying to make yourself look like a badass? Ooooh look we have archives that go back a couple years! We’re badass! Such wow, much disappointment. Come on, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that the post aren’t CPWN’s. Wow. Wow. Wow.

If you’re going to make a news site. Do it legitly. Hire reporters, and put forth some effort. Right now, you’re only ruining your name – as well as both CPWN’s and LT’s. Give me a break, you want to become a legend? You don’t become a legend by being a dick. In fact, you’re only make it easier for SMAC to rise. “Oh look, CPAF was haxx0r3d, let’s take their reporters!” Yep. I’d love to watch your crappy little news site die, over, and over, and over again. Get a life Water, because you’re only making your life here harder.


Concerned Citizen